The Only T-shirt You'll Be afraid to Open.
Just give us a prompt. We'll send you the results in the form of a shirt. No previews. No take-backs.
It's a T-shirt.
It's an experiment.
It's your idea, interpreted by AI… and printed on cloth.
You type in literally anything.
"A frog giving financial advice to a tuna fish."
"Existential dread but make it fashion."
"Whatever you do, don't make it awesome."
And we generate something bizarre, original, and probably unwearable.
You don't get to see it.
Not until it shows up at your door.
Need inspiration? Here are some prompts our customers have loved and the surprise shirts they received:
Who knew penguins could drop sick beats while floating through the cosmos?
Fruit + extreme sports + NYC. A truly appealing combination!
Amphibian politics have never looked so good on a t-shirt.
Space exploration meets fantasy in this vibrant urban adventure.
Food philosophy at its finest. What does it all mean?
The struggle is real, even for history's most fearsome predator.
Because life's too short for safe clothes.
Because chaos is a form of self-expression.
Because your friends will ask, "What the hell is that shirt?"
And you'll say, "I have no idea… but I made it."
No mass production. Your shirt is created specifically for you.
Your words, your vision, your completely unique design.
Every unboxing is an event. Every wearing is a conversation starter.
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Maximum bewilderment guaranteed.
"I laughed so hard when I saw what showed up. My prompt was 'underwater disco with octopus dancers' and it was even better than I imagined!"
"Best $50 I've ever spent. I've ordered three so far and each one was a delightful surprise. The quality is great too!"
"I gave it to my friend. He wears it way too often. Now I'm jealous and ordering one for myself!"
